I'm accident prone. I fall ALL the time, seriously, at least once a week. I'll slip on the bathroom or kitchen floor, trip over the dog, cat, coffee table, rogue shoe, wear slick soled shoes in my garage, the parking deck, walking the dog. Sometimes I don't even have an excuse, I just collapse in a heap.
I also bruise easily and consistently, I currently have 13 bruises. I only know where about 6 of them came from.
I get scratched a lot too. Between the cats, random nails in my wall, paper cuts, and knife wounds its a wonder I haven't bled to death.
My favorite curse during 95.5% of these injuries: mothertrucker. I usually string as many curse words together as my brain can think of and come up with some very surprising and innovative word choices. I then try to use them in day to day life.
Look at me, taking lemons and turning them into f#$%ing lemonade!
Halloween Update
6 months ago
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I just got another bruise. Who knew that keyboard shelves were so heavy.
Oh man, the keyboard shelf has singlehandedly kept me in bruises for the two years I've worked here. I don't know why I can't remember to NOT run into it.
I'm pretty accident prone, too. I don't fall down, but I'm always getting cuts and bruises. Mostly, though, I run into doorframes. At least one shoulder usually manages to not make it through the doorway.
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