So I've been trying my hardest to think of ANYTHING to write about because I know me. If I stop for more than a week I just won't start up again. Days will turn into weeks, weeks into months and before long I won't even be able to remember the password for this site.
The trouble is, I can't think of anything to post about. I'm too busy with work to get into any kind of situation, I've got very boring plans every night and the only really exciting thing that happened to me in the last two days was that I got The Sims 3 yesterday.
So, yes. My life and the observations that go with it are too boring to saddle you with.
Maybe I'll think of something tomorrow.
Halloween Update
6 months ago
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When I'm stuck, I write silly "To Do" lists. I just riff. And then maybe an idea comes out out of it. Anyway it goes it's fun.
for example..
Alan's "Things To Be Done" list:
Continue to not get a tattoo
Hunt down Santa Claus
Write world's worst book
Join snooty circus- My act: Golf Club Swallower
Rid the world of elves
Laugh till I vomit
Reinvent the salt grinder
Start an "All Sheep Hockey League"
Try to incorporate words, "organ meat" into everyday conversations
Convince a businessman to wear go-go boots
Watch myself grow
Capture a feral pixie and mercilessly tease it
Get a life - or at the very least someone else's via identity theft
Something involving peaches, baking soda and organ meat
Ask a weight lifter if it's true they all have small penises
Learn to read minds
Learn to read lips
Learn to read
Fantasize about what life would be like if I had a third nipple
Wonder if there was ever a "Lawrence of Albania"
Dance for nasty, gun toting, old fashioned, movie cowboys
Wait for the toga to make a comeback
Evacuate bowels in public toilet
Form a Think Tank that only thinks about tanks
Continue to stick non-toxic things in my pants
Tell poignant story about organ meat
Alan, you are as brilliant as you are beautiful. I will begin immediately to follow your wise and wonderful suggestion.
Also, I'm in awe that the magnificent Alantru has commented on my blog. Thank you!
*curtsy*
I'm also in awe and insanely jealous. I wish Alan would post a comment on my blog, but let's face it, he's probably not that into Sweet Valley High.
Seriously, that's totally awesome. And what good advice, too. Promise me that if you attempt to hunt down Santa Claus, you'll take me with you. ♥
The pleasure is all mine, Callie.
outpostroad, it's true, I'm not that familiar with Sweet Valley High, but I’ll look into it. I can’t help but wonder what Mr. Donald Mills would make of it all.
Alan, I think Mr. Mills would call it a goddamned waste of time and tell me that when he was a lad books were for learning and not for stories about slutty twins getting into adventures, and that if he was lucky his old dad might have let him read a wholesome Hardy Boys mystery.
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