1. Because they're awesome.
2. Because I wouldn't have to clean my house any more.
3. Because I like their nifty outfits, especially their frilly hats.
4. They have to have a good sense of humor, who else would wear that get-up and still be smiling 5 hours later.
5. They have nice accents.
6. They might know some french men.
7. Do they do windows? If they do windows I definitely need one.
8. They're sex on toast.
9. I like toast.
10. I also like pie.
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6 months ago
7 comments:
If you find one, let me know. I'm much too lazy to clean well.
I'd also like one. Sign me up!
Except.. I don't like pie.
I'll work on this for all of us.
*makes note that Sarah does not like pie*
Even pecan pie? That's the best pie in the world?!
I'm also not a huge fan of pie, but I love some cherry pie with vanilla ice cream. Orgasmic combo there.
I like french apple pie, freshly baked. I can also handle chocolate or banana cream pies. Pecan is my LEAST favorite. I don't know why I'm so anti-pie but I'd just much rather have cake!
I used to have a French maid costume. And I majored in French. And I'm pretty sexy. Will I do? :D
Sadako - the answer is yes, yes, yes, yes!
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